Been there, done that. Those books are just my source for Mary-Sue angst entertainment. It just astounds me that some girls consider them the pinnacle of YA literature. And don't get me started about Breaking Dawn >_<

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"The bad novelist constructs his characters; he directs them and makes them speak. The true novelist listens to them and watches them act; he hears their voices even before he knows them." -André Gide

"Evil beware, we have waffles"- Raven

XDD It's kinda sad that Mrs Meyer couldn't create strong female character :/ Bella never did anything usefull... she is typical damel in distress.
Somehow I feel respect to author that she manage to sell this crap.
Heh I heard that in Breaking Dawn Bella and Eddie had vampire sex and little half-vampire brat with Mary-Sue powers

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Bum tralalala jestem Zajac Poziomka

Yeah, I haven't read one word of the series. The only reason I would at this point is so I can legitimately mock it.

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"Only Imagination is Infinite [link]

Heh.... mocking Twilight brings people together

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Bum tralalala jestem Zajac Poziomka

Yeah, that pretty much sums it up, except Bella's Mary Sue level goes over NINE THOUSAND!!1! when she becomes a vampire. And the birthing scene is the most disgusting thing I ever read (about, mind you. I have yet to read the actual book, which I'd only do for the lulz).

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"The bad novelist constructs his characters; he directs them and makes them speak. The true novelist listens to them and watches them act; he hears their voices even before he knows them." -André Gide

"Evil beware, we have waffles"- Raven

XD now I'm seriously afraid X))) I'll have to buy a lot of alcohol to ease the pain of reading it

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Bum tralalala jestem Zajac Poziomka

Hm.. a mi sie podobało, no może to nie była jakaś rewelacja, ale nie przeczytałam jej po to tylko żeby ją zjechać. Faktycznie za dużo sentymentalnych rewelacji o niczym w stylu "Bella! Edward! Bella! Edward!" ale to moja pierwsza ksiązka o wampirach i zachęciła mnie do zagłebienia się w ten temat ciut bardziej ^^

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I only read a parody of it, and it still sounds like =suck=

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“It’s a flood!” Hidan yelled, sounding horrified as he clung to Kakuzu’s leg, refusing to let go. “God is smiting us!”

Dude, wait 'till you get to Breaking Dawn. I won't ruin it for you....but DUDE. It's like some crazy acid trip stuff.

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God is love, Jesus is life.

Shoot for the moon; that way, even if you miss, you'll always land among the stars.

Ugh--I stopped at New Moon, I just had my fill of it. I find it like you'reading a grocery-list and not someone's feelings.

Edward doesn't love me cause he's a vampire--I feel sad.

And one of the worst 1st POV I've read (that's what really ruined it for me). Bell is totally a useless Mary-Sue whom she says she is all clumbsy and shy, yet she appears so graceful and she seduced Jacob to get information--and everyone loves her... (snorts)

Ugh--I ranted.

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